Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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