they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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