Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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