Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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