Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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