There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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