I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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