now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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