Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
The feeling are messing with the penis
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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