I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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