He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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