ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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