I accidentally had phone sex last night
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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