Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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