for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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