One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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