Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
she woke up with a sticky ear
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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