He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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