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You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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