at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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