I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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