Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
there was a trapeze. enough said
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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