I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
