I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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