Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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