I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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