Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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