Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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