That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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