the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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