East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
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