I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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