i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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