I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Oh god it's open bar.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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