Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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