Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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