i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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