did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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