you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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