mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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