What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Where is the hickey?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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