Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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