I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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