So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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