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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I touched a dick in church today
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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