Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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