How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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