I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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