i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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