He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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