ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
It's blow job season.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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