He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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