dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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