Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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